Red front door, welcome mat.
Showing people 'round the place.
Yes, that thing is meant to do that.
Move along now, quickish pace.

There's the floor and there's the ceiling.
In the hall is where we are then.
In the kitchen, peaceful feeling.
Moving on to the back garden.

And that's a shed and that's a bee.
And there's the shed, already said.
And Wonder Woman near the tree,
With a squirrel, and that's a shed.

The asking price, five hundred grand.
But that includes the shed as well.
"We'll take it." Smile and shake a hand.
A small bit extra for the doorbell.