Look at Jane,
She's so poor,
She can't afford to buy a hat.
Her shoes are older than her cat.

Hello Alan.
He's quite rich,
His safe is full of jewels and money.
His ducks eat caviar and honey.

Meeting in the afternoon,
A smile and 'how d' you do?'.
Feeling quite a lot of things
And most of them are new.

A walk in the sun,
Long grass and wild flowers.
The shade of a tree,
Talking for hours.

Dressing up a scarecrow
In a better set of clothes.
A brand new pair of shoes
And a smile beneath his nose.

Alan and Jane, sitting in a tree,
K I who? hm, yes I, who?
Now she laughs at hats and shoes
And film footage on the news
Of things in trees
Cough birds blank bees,
And no one knows her,
No one will,
Until they recognise her knees.