Thursday, June 26, 2008The Best Medicine
Kevin was sharing a house with two friends
He laughed at a clown on the run down a street,
He laughed in his sleep at the clown in his dreams
At times they believed that his laugh would soon cease.
After the airplane has ground to a halt,
They asked Mrs. Burt from next door for a plan
Her sister could cycle so fast that her feet
For Willie she came up with this simple scheme:
Their job was made easy by Willie's belief
He sleeps wearing ear muffs to keep them in place.
"I'll steal both your ears and I'll wear them at balls."
He couldn't stop screaming and they couldn't sleep.
They needed to get Willie laughing once more,
Mrs. Birdwanger, who moved like a hen,
The crease of a smile to his fear-covered face.
Kevin's complete lack of sleep made him lose
He picked them from out of his ears and his nose.
This is what made Willie laugh once again. |
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