While walking in a forest
  On an autumn afternoon
A tree fell down on me
  As I sang a carefree tune.

I would have made my exit,
  But no one was around.
I didn't hear it falling
  Coz it didn't make a sound.

I was trapped beneath the tree.
  I was well-and-truly stuck.
I tried creating F words
  That soon terminate in 'uck'.

But these were also silent.
  No one heard me shout.
I gave it all my lung-power
  But still nothing would come out.

I couldn't free my right arm.
  I had to wait for hours
Before I saw some people
  Out collecting forest flowers.

They saw me on the ground
  But they couldn't understand
That I wasn't really waving.
  I was clapping with one hand.