I went on a date with a woman who lacked
  Two eyebrows above her blue eyes.
We got on quite well but I struggled to tell
  When she was expressing surprise.

She didn't have eyebrows or patience for fools.
  She did have four legs and a tail.
She kept them for luck. They stopped her pet cat
  From being blown away in a gale.

The rabbit who lost his four legs and his tail
  Didn't have luck on his side,
And neither did she when she lost her eyebrows.
  When they departed she cried.

Our date was successful. We went out again.
  This happened when I was eighteen.
But I don't know what I was eighteen of.
  I can't say what I once have been.

A friend of mine used to be seventeen squirrels
  When he was just fifteen months old.
As time passed he grew into one human being.
  This happens quite often, I'm told.