Thursday, August 13, 2009The Crock of Gold
I found a crock of gold
A silver bowl for caviar
A jewel-encrusted bread knife
I hired a famous architect
With 'Cat' in diamond letters
I bought a cement mixer
Late one night a leprechaun
He tried to use the cat flap
He knew that this old mirror
The leprechaun chose not to doubt
The face lacked warts or wrinkles.
He cursed the lying mirror
The two doors of the elevator
But still the woes kept mounting.
This cat passed by each day
But when he found the rear end
He used this strange protrusion
He loved the sound effects
The sound effects reflected
He told me he had come here
When he'd exhausted all these names
His position had been weakened
The cat ensured that our
By a handshake and the leprechaun's
The deal meant I could keep the gold
I made him train twice daily
The leprechaun is fit.
He avoids the elevator.
Of all unhealthy foods.
His mirror doesn't need to add |
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